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I'm a buff baby that can dance like a man.
Works at Doofenshmirtz Evil Inc.
Went to Maria Montessori School of Quezon City
Lives in a pineapple under the sea
Lovelife? Nakakain ba yun?
Knows English, Filipino, Sarcasm, Irony
From Manila ♥
she got a pussy like the grand canyon
dry and sandy
possibly filled with dead bodies
powerpoint more like powerwhatsthepoint
how do you start a conversation with someone without sounding lame do you just be like Hey man how many cool scooter tricks can u do
thedoctors-steampowered-hunter:
We’ve done it, we’ve reached the pinnacle of human evolution
Make tumblr user Pizza find the thing.
holy shit
this douchebaggy ass woman sitting behind us has been wearing sunglasses all dinner ugh stop
nevermind she’s blind
i dropped my cellphone now i have to buy a new floor.
- (I’m running errands for my pregnant wife. While walking to a nearby store, I see two teenagers harassing a child that is only four or five years old. I shoo them away from the boy, and he introduces himself.)
- Me: “So, where’s your mom at?”
- Boy: “She’s in the store. Do you have kids?”
- Me: “Not yet. We’re expecting a baby girl soon, though.”
- Boy: “Well, she’s going to turn out nice, like you! So, I’m going to marry her someday!”
- (I laugh, and play along while I bring him to the service desk, and wait until his mom picks him up. Six years later, my daughter comes home from school and introduces us to a friend that defended her against a bully on the playground. I didn’t recognize him, but he certainly knew who I was!)
